Every now and again I go through my credit card statement to look at where I am bleeding money from my wallet.
Sure, I MAY like an extra drink when I hang out with some friends after work, or perhaps I went on a weekend bender and got WAY too much meat from the butcher when grilling.
…after all a man can’t be over prepared for grilling right!?
Anyhow, one of the line items that threw me off a bit was my purchases of beard oil.
I don’t know about you, but that shit adds up!
$20 here, $25 there, needless to say, it was higher than my monthly Netflix subscription cost!
Therefore, I had to take the time to really re-evaluate my monthly grooming budget, which led me to this article…
…let’s face it guys, anyone can Google ‘best beard oil’ and be served up countless results of oils across the world at varying price points.
Unfortunately, what many may consider to be ‘the best’, may simply be a farce.
Here we wanted to find some diamonds in the rough so to speak, of some cheap (but excellent) beard oils that will not only perform every bit as good as the top brands – but likely even better.
While we will get into details in just a second, here are some REALLY good (and affordable) beard oils that you should check out:
- Honest Amish
- Mountaineer Brand
Not only will these beard oils work incredibly well, but if you are suffering beard envy by your best friends beard or simply want to have one like that trending post on /r/beards or of that Instagram account you find yourself secretly admiring, then you are going to want to pay attention…
…because we have all the secrets that will deliver you a strong and healthy beard at a fraction of the cost…
What Do Top Shelf Beard Oils Have That Many Others Don’t?
Seriously, that’s it.
Many of the beard oils that you find below a $10 dollar price tag will HEAVILYrely on synthetic ingredients.
Synthetic ingredients are cheaper from a manufacturing standpoint.
Even though they deliver sub-par results, many companies will heavily market these beard oils as the profit margins are INSANELY lucrative.
This means that not only do they probably not care about you, but they deliver a REALLY crummy product that doesn’t do much for either your skin or beard.
Therefore, if you go TOO cheap on a beard oil, be careful to not get one that relies on synthetic or silicone based ingredients as they won’t do squat for your beard.
Now, I will be the first to admit, I am not a therapeutic/naturalist junkie.
I don’t always advocate for natural over synthetic.
But in my years of testing, natural is DEFINITELY the way to go when it comes to beard oil.
Therefore, of all the cheap beard oils we outlined below, they all perform incredibly well given their ingredient profile.
So, what is the secret sauce:
Carrier and essential oils.
Seriously, that’s it.
While a carrier oil may sound like a foreign term, you likely have used them before.
Found in a ton of grooming products for both men and women, popular ones include jojoba, argan, apricot kernel, castor, and several others
These oils work on both your skin and beard as a way to moisturize and soften.
Whether it’s in a beard oil that rings up at over $20 an ounce or one that’s under $10 an ounce, the results are going to be identical.
Therefore, this is what we advise all men to look out for:
If a beard oil does NOT include the list of ingredients on the side of the bottle, then don’t get it.
You are planning on applying this stuff daily, so take a minute or two before you buy it (or check out our list below of cheap / quality beard oils we vetted for you), in order to get the best results.
The other ingredient found in top-shelf beard oils is essential oils.
Basically just the fragrance, these oils are derived from plants, seeds, and other natural sources, these will make your beard smell amazing – like lumbersexual amazing.
Just be careful that if you get TOO intimate with your significant other that they don’t try to bite off your beard.
There are also some therapeutic benefits to essential oils, but I don’t want to start sounding like a hippie that still longs for the 60s and Woodstock…
Cheap Beard Oils That ACTUALLY Work
So, without wasting a second more of your valuable time, we wanted to break down 3 of the best (and affordable) beard oils you can buy with just a single Andrew Jackson (tax + shipping included):
1. Ranger Beard Oil – Unscented
Fragrance Free Beard Oil & Leave in Conditioner,...
There is a time and place for smelling manly…
But there are also plenty of times and places where it’s equally important NOT to smell manly. And this is where the beard oil offered up by Ranger works incredibly well.
Ringing up with a sub $15 price tag, this UNSCENTED beard oil is perfect if you don’t like a lingering smell throughout the day (after all you are applying this just below your nose).
But here’s where its good:
As we touched on just a minute ago, carrier oils are what REALLY makes a beard oil shine, not the essential oils.
This cheap beard oil by Ranger contains ONLY carrier oils. In fact, when you turn around the label, you are going to only find two of them:
- Organic Jojoba Oil
- Organic Moroccan Argan Oil
Therefore, this beard oil (with its all natural and organic ingredient profile), is designed for performance from the ground up.
So, if you are looking for perfect results without a scented fragrance (i.e. this is the perfect beard oil if you wear cologne or body spray regularly), then this is unequivocally your best bet.
2. Honest Amish Beard Oil
Honest Amish - Classic Beard Oil - 2oz
It tells you a lot about a company that is as old as the Honest Amish that develops a quality beard oil at an affordable price…oh and did we say that it’s made in the USA as well!?
If you haven’t tried out their beard oil yet, then you should.
Striking all the right notes when it comes to carrier oils:
- Avocado Oil
- Virgin Pumpkin Seed Oil
- Moringa Oil
- Sweet Almond Oil
- Apricot Kernel Oil
- Golden Jojoba Oil
- Virgin Argan Oil
- Kukui Oil
It truly is a cocktail of awesomeness packed in one little bottle.
But beyond the vast collection of carrier oils that will work to penetrate not only the shaft of your beard follicles, but it will also get deep into the surface of your skin to rid you of any beard itch.
Now if the 8 different carrier oils didn’t tickle your fancy, you will also find that Honest Amish rightly includes 7 different essential oils as well.
That’s 15 different oils in this stout 2oz bottle!!
So what do all these essential oils smell like when they are mixed together? Like a grown man on Halloween (ok maybe that is a bit too oddly specific).
But many beardsmen tend to liken the scent of the Honest Amish beard oil to that of a mixture between cloves and liquorice.
Now, with all these oils and rave reviews from beardsmen, coupled with the fact that this brand has been around and perfected the formula for years, surely there has got to be a catch…
Yes, I will have to come clean…the price.
It costs roughly $13 a bottle….
…but if you have been paying attention, that’s for 2 ounces!
DOUBLE the size of any other beard oil on this list.
So in actuality, its about $6.50 per ounce.
This makes it one of the best AND cheap beard oils available on the market.
Seriously, we tried to unearth something bad about this beard oil, but you aren’t going to find anything. Overall it’s just simply a well put together the product that is priced right…especially for many of the men reading this article.
3. Mountaineer Brand
Beard Oil by Mountaineer Brand, WV Timber, Scented...
If there is any other single beard oil that gives Honest Amish a run for its money, it’s this West Virginia based company and their Mountaineer Brand beard oil.
Packing 6 different carrier and essential oils in a comfortable 2oz bottle, you will have plenty of oil to last you for months.
In this bottle you will find the following:
- Grapseed Oil
- Sweet Almond Oil
- Castor Seed Oil
- Cedarwood Oil
- Fir Needle Oil
- Eucalyptus Leaf Oil
When mixed together and applied to your beard, you will get the ultimate lumbersexual aroma.
Most notably the mixture of cedarwood and fir flat out smell amazing-ly manly.
So if you aren’t one for clove + liquorice found in the Honest Amish offering, this is the next best alternative out there.
Now, the price of this beard oil is the cheapest on this list. You can usually find Mountaineer’s oil for under $12 bucks.
With it’s 2oz bottle, it makes for a quality beard oil that is within reach of most men’s grooming budget.
Now, if there is one thing that many men may not like about this beard oil (and it’s only a minor one), is the top design.
Featuring a restrictor valve as opposed to a dropper, the application can sometimes be a bit messy.
This means that you may have a drop or two that may run down the side of the bottle after a few uses.
It’s a really minor complaint, but one worth noting as you will be applying it daily.
But for the price, imperfections like this can usually be overlooked for the most part.
For the men out there that demand that classic manly outdoors/woodsy scent and doesn’t compromise on performance, it doesn’t get much better than the Mountaineer Brand WV Timber beard oil.